Day Trip to Bratislava
While spending time in Vienna I decided to do a day trip to Bratislava, the capital of Slovakia. The cheapest option to get there that I found (other than hitchhiking) was taking a FlixBus for around 30 euros there and back.
My trip started by taking the metro to Vienna’s central station and finding the bus terminal located outside. Some people on the bus were in the middle of much longer journeys with one older woman near me going home to Krakow. The bus ride was pleasant other than the body odor of a guy that got on at a second stop before leaving Vienna. We arrived in a mall that was about a 20 minute walk from the center of Bratislava.
Since it was a hot day my first stop was Luculus ice saloon. I got dark chocolate and blueberry gelato for 2,50 per scoop. I enjoyed it on a shaded bench in a park-like area right in front of Luculus. The ice cream was quite good, but did not live all the way up to my expectations after hearing it was the very best ice cream people had ever had.
I continued to walk around going through Bratislava’s central square, and under a highway where a guy was playing the accordion, before heading up the hill and many steps towards Bratislava castle. Definitely an “oh cool…anyways” moment. I wasn’t interested in paying the entrance fee so I took a glance at the birds eye view of the Danube and part of the city and figured I’d head down.
I also spotted the UFO bridge.
The heat was getting bad and I was sweating quite a bit from the walk up to the castle and down again, so I rested in the St. Martin’s Cathedral. Luckily it was quite a bit cooler there than the outdoors. I continued walking around and saw an open table under a tree at “Vespaio Caffetteria”. I ordered a croissant and an espresso with milk each of which made my wallet just 1,30 lighter, so 2,60 total. I took my time people-watching and listening to the unique Slovak language around me. For reference though I found that people in Bratislava spoke fairly good English.
I continued walking and stopped to browse at a convenience store where I spotted a bottle of Kvass/Kbac which is a drink popular in countries of the former USSR. It’s made of fermented rye bread and to me has a slight taste of soy sauce umami-ness. It’s not my favorite but the cold carbonation was refreshing. There were also some Gopniks with their adidas jumpers on which added to the Soviet feel of the shop.
My final goal for the day was to get some Slovak food. I decided on the “archa-slovak restaurant” where I got potato balls filled with smoked meat and sauerkraut, a glass of wine, and a traditional poppy strudel with sour cherries for dessert. The total cost of this hearty meal and friendly service was only like 17 euros. Unfortunately, the main dish was not the best and honestly probably not a great choice on such a hot day.
On my way back to the mall where I was going to catch my bus I walked through a local cemetery. The only thing alive there were tons of mosquitos that harassed me. And when I got to the mall I received an email that my bus was a few hours delayed, yayyy…
To be honest Bratislava was kind of boring overall, and I would not recommend going out of your way to see it unless it really interests you. Doing a day trip is all you really need to explore the city. The food prices are great for a European capital though! I hope I gave you some good ideas about what your trip to Bratislava could look like.
